1 00:00:01,758 --> 00:00:02,834 Welcome! 2 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:04,313 -We're on the air! -We're on the air! 3 00:00:04,428 --> 00:00:06,223 -We're in the air, we're back. - It's incredible! 4 00:00:06,485 --> 00:00:08,994 -How did they do that? -Welcome back to Sport Relief. 5 00:00:09,117 --> 00:00:10,869 This time on BBC2! 6 00:00:10,966 --> 00:00:12,087 -Amazing! -I think so too. 7 00:00:12,224 --> 00:00:14,578 It's been a wonderful night. Isn't it? 8 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:22,650 Please donate what you can. We'll be back with you... 9 00:00:22,771 --> 00:00:25,583 After Top Gear. This is too incredible! 10 00:00:25,685 --> 00:00:27,831 -Hammond, back to work! -Yes! 11 00:00:28,118 --> 00:00:31,818 Tonight, we're seeing a lot of people reaching the limit. 12 00:00:31,992 --> 00:00:36,719 But the Top Gear team and I decided make someone else reach their limit. 13 00:00:36,919 --> 00:00:39,274 It was very easy! We have resurrected Ground Force... 14 00:00:39,382 --> 00:00:41,833 And we try to remodel that person's garden. 15 00:00:41,962 --> 00:00:46,033 It was a very genuine surprise, how clear it was! 16 00:00:46,186 --> 00:00:50,458 So just for tonight, This is the "Top Gear Ground Gear Force". 17 00:00:51,613 --> 00:00:55,123 Hello, and I just stepped on of a dog poop. 18 00:00:56,668 --> 00:00:58,884 Let it go! I'm sure you remember... 19 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:00,914 From the TV show, Ground Force. 20 00:01:01,634 --> 00:01:04,405 The idea was that some people with regional accents... 21 00:01:04,521 --> 00:01:06,560 They came to your house, while you were away, 22 00:01:06,689 --> 00:01:09,290 And they remodeled their garden. Then, you arrived home, 23 00:01:09,421 --> 00:01:11,790 Crying with such happiness, 24 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:14,936 And everyone would drink a warm drink. 25 00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:18,887 Unfortunately, it is no longer on the air. So, we thought it would be a good idea... 26 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:22,239 Bring him back. After all, gardening... 27 00:01:23,352 --> 00:01:26,140 -Is it so difficult? -I imagine it would be very difficult. 28 00:01:26,269 --> 00:01:28,359 So let's find out! This is the team. 29 00:01:28,492 --> 00:01:31,553 "Handy Hammond", "James Dimmock May". 30 00:01:32,381 --> 00:01:35,937 And we have some Poles, who, in fact, will do everything. 31 00:01:36,044 --> 00:01:37,868 But whatever! Let's get started! 32 00:01:39,181 --> 00:01:41,456 TRANSLATION: germanium 33 00:01:41,675 --> 00:01:44,063 REVIEW: TVizzotto - John Flaherty 34 00:01:44,221 --> 00:01:46,979 SUBTITLES: Top Gear BR Team 35 00:01:54,988 --> 00:01:56,670 topgearbr.wordpress.com 36 00:01:59,609 --> 00:02:03,349 The happy winner of the reform Top Ground Gear Force garden... 37 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,232 He is a legend of the sport. 38 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:09,387 Winner of 5 Olympic medals, Sir Steve Redgrave. 39 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:12,940 A man whose shoulders are bigger than my torso. 40 00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:15,967 They're coming to the end! There it is! 41 00:02:16,091 --> 00:02:18,734 Great Britain win the gold medal! 42 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:20,801 A relief for everyone! 43 00:02:20,916 --> 00:02:25,794 A triumph for Steve Redgrave! 5 in a row! What a hero! 44 00:02:26,607 --> 00:02:29,805 This is his garden, and this is his wife, Lady Ann. 45 00:02:30,086 --> 00:02:33,039 -He doesn't know we're doing this? -No. 46 00:02:33,157 --> 00:02:34,955 -Really? -For sure. 47 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:37,169 -You have no idea. -Because those who watch TV think... 48 00:02:37,308 --> 00:02:40,707 Nobody believes anything on TV. So he doesn't even suspect it? 49 00:02:40,847 --> 00:02:43,067 -No idea. -This is fantastic. 50 00:02:43,187 --> 00:02:44,934 Let's look at the garden. 51 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:47,384 Do you have any ideas What do you want? 52 00:02:47,557 --> 00:02:50,582 Steve likes fonts. He tried to do one in that corner. 53 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:55,143 You can try making one of these. It drips a little. 54 00:02:55,547 --> 00:02:57,119 -Maybe I can... -With fish underneath. 55 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:58,961 I can perfect the dripping. 56 00:02:59,585 --> 00:03:01,226 I like fonts. I can take care of that. 57 00:03:01,361 --> 00:03:04,969 I don't care, as long as seems reasonable. 58 00:03:05,114 --> 00:03:08,743 No, it will seem reasonable. I think, with some sources... 59 00:03:08,959 --> 00:03:10,976 -I think it would be cool. -There's our tree house. 60 00:03:11,673 --> 00:03:13,891 It's cool. I think... 61 00:03:14,458 --> 00:03:16,432 Passing by. It'll be cool. 62 00:03:16,619 --> 00:03:19,411 What time Sir Steve come home? 63 00:03:19,536 --> 00:03:21,100 I think it's 5 pm. 64 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:23,454 5 p.m. It's 8:30 now. 65 00:03:24,061 --> 00:03:26,041 How much is that? 9... 66 00:03:26,183 --> 00:03:28,507 6 and... 8 and a half hours. 67 00:03:28,731 --> 00:03:30,523 We have to hurry! 68 00:03:38,588 --> 00:03:41,807 Since I'm the only redneck of the team, I'm in charge. 69 00:03:41,925 --> 00:03:44,364 And since I was also the only one studying art in college, 70 00:03:44,471 --> 00:03:46,905 I designed the plan. So, here's what we're going to do. 71 00:03:47,017 --> 00:03:49,245 There's the house and the garage there. 72 00:03:49,356 --> 00:03:51,384 Sir Steve Redgrave a very busy man. 73 00:03:51,471 --> 00:03:53,254 So when you come home, he likes to relax. 74 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:56,307 So, I placed an area for family barbecues here. 75 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,574 With a deck, overlooking a flowerbed full of... 76 00:03:59,661 --> 00:04:03,071 Flowers. And then, There's a gravel river... 77 00:04:03,171 --> 00:04:06,636 Winding through the garden here, which is one of those banks... 78 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,494 -That surround a tree. -Where's the source? 79 00:04:09,601 --> 00:04:11,394 -There isn't one. -Why not? 80 00:04:11,527 --> 00:04:14,169 The only thing that matters in a garden is the fountain. 81 00:04:14,282 --> 00:04:17,135 No, sorry, the only thing that matters in a garden it is a shed. 82 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,918 There will be no warehouse no source, right? 83 00:04:20,066 --> 00:04:22,596 A garden must be the face of its owner! 84 00:04:22,718 --> 00:04:25,249 There's nothing here that reminds me of an Olympic rower. 85 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:28,951 -That's a river of gravel! -That's annoying, it snakes...! 86 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:31,213 Look, he'll have to walk a lot to get to the bank! 87 00:04:31,318 --> 00:04:33,456 This is the theme of the garden, a river of gravel! 88 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:34,778 It's horrible! 89 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:37,429 HALF HOUR LATER 90 00:04:37,838 --> 00:04:40,890 He will leave the house and take all week to get here. 91 00:04:41,004 --> 00:04:42,891 He will walk by all this here. 92 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:45,188 You will weed this flowerbed. 93 00:04:45,289 --> 00:04:48,159 -I'm not going to weed anything. -I don't even know what weeding is. 94 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:51,544 We don't need a hoe. There is only one tool for gardening. 95 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:53,823 -And I have it. -� a hammer. 96 00:04:53,932 --> 00:04:55,700 It will be a hammer. It's not a hammer! 97 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:57,348 -This... -Is that a hoe? 98 00:04:59,203 --> 00:05:02,300 No, no. If you want to remove a plant... 99 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:04,190 Okay, thistles don't grow at this time, 100 00:05:04,311 --> 00:05:06,469 But imagine they are thistles. How would you get them out? 101 00:05:06,622 --> 00:05:09,867 Well, you take one little peace like this. 102 00:05:10,084 --> 00:05:13,894 So you approach like this, and dig around, 103 00:05:14,003 --> 00:05:16,994 -Get up, and there it is! -That took...? 104 00:05:17,128 --> 00:05:21,258 -About 30 seconds. -Dirty nails, back pain. 105 00:05:21,368 --> 00:05:22,894 � gardening, That's how it's done! 106 00:05:22,993 --> 00:05:24,968 Okay, now let me show you How would I get this out? 107 00:05:25,090 --> 00:05:26,841 See this plant here? Ready? 108 00:05:27,572 --> 00:05:29,475 -I brought a gun, but I can't... -It's gone! 109 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:32,735 -You cannot garden with a shotgun. -She ceased to exist! 110 00:05:32,876 --> 00:05:35,168 Observe the genius from my gardening! 111 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:36,747 I preferred the hammer. 112 00:05:36,838 --> 00:05:39,309 Did you realize that we wasted an hour? 113 00:05:42,561 --> 00:05:45,121 Hammond sent James and me to get supplies... 114 00:05:45,121 --> 00:05:48,097 in a place called of Gardening Center. 115 00:05:54,651 --> 00:05:57,752 It was a place that there were many warehouses. 116 00:05:57,907 --> 00:06:00,688 What kind of nerd would you think? is this interesting? 117 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:07,657 However, I was not having so much fun. 118 00:06:08,217 --> 00:06:11,232 Why does everything have to be in Latin? Each... 119 00:06:11,885 --> 00:06:15,144 Hamamelis Intermedia Pallida. 120 00:06:15,993 --> 00:06:18,920 This must be "dry branch in the mud" in Latin. 121 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,107 Everything is dead, look! Everything is dead! 122 00:06:21,243 --> 00:06:23,867 Everything's dead, look. It's a forest of death. 123 00:06:24,021 --> 00:06:26,413 -What is that? -A rose bush. 124 00:06:26,628 --> 00:06:29,736 -Will she grow up by 5 pm? -No, I don't think so. 125 00:06:31,044 --> 00:06:33,619 In the warehouse area, James was struggling to find... 126 00:06:33,724 --> 00:06:36,642 Something that matches your high standards. 127 00:06:37,376 --> 00:06:40,121 This is too similar with a gazebo. 128 00:06:40,246 --> 00:06:44,664 This means that it will be misused by people with exercise bikes. 129 00:06:44,847 --> 00:06:46,690 Do you have gorgonzola here? 130 00:06:46,861 --> 00:06:48,644 -Gorgonzola? -Gorgonzola. 131 00:06:48,763 --> 00:06:50,760 -I'll check. -Thanks. 132 00:06:52,618 --> 00:06:55,052 I didn't mean gorgonzola, this is cheese. 133 00:06:55,909 --> 00:06:58,016 I meant bougainvillea! 134 00:06:59,028 --> 00:07:01,055 Is there anything alive I can take? 135 00:07:01,733 --> 00:07:05,318 There's no point paying for daffodils. I can steal some from the roundabout. 136 00:07:05,438 --> 00:07:07,616 I'm looking for something for a garden. 137 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:10,580 -A rowing garden. -Right. 138 00:07:10,687 --> 00:07:13,493 They sent me to get plants, but I only know gorgonzola. 139 00:07:13,613 --> 00:07:16,332 No, what's it called? Gonorrhea. 140 00:07:16,609 --> 00:07:19,342 -Pansy... -Do you have syphilis? 141 00:07:21,592 --> 00:07:25,579 This is similar to what I want. The Apex 6x4 shed, 142 00:07:25,704 --> 00:07:28,248 Of overlapping boards. A very simple structure. 143 00:07:28,372 --> 00:07:30,774 It has a window, but it's not the warehouse... 144 00:07:30,914 --> 00:07:34,413 For a man of the stature of five-time Olympic champion, 145 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:38,344 Sir Steve Redgrave, CBE. I want something bigger. 146 00:07:39,463 --> 00:07:42,494 Finally I found something that I recognized. 147 00:07:43,302 --> 00:07:44,537 Greenhouses! 148 00:07:45,471 --> 00:07:48,359 I know what they're for. You can use them to plant apples, 149 00:07:48,543 --> 00:07:52,413 And meat, eggs. Things like that. 150 00:07:52,588 --> 00:07:54,986 Things that need to be heated go inside. 151 00:07:55,941 --> 00:07:58,496 Let's get one of these. Look at this! 152 00:07:59,508 --> 00:08:03,786 It's a "Chlamydia" Lawsonian. 153 00:08:04,053 --> 00:08:07,094 Or as Richard Hammond would say, a huge Scots pine. 154 00:08:09,087 --> 00:08:11,586 Until now, we have been working for two hours. 155 00:08:11,727 --> 00:08:15,436 And the appearance of the garden Sir Redgrave has changed from this... 156 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,544 For this. 157 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:26,489 But it doesn't matter. We were on our way! 158 00:08:57,057 --> 00:09:00,103 Leave it alone, it will look like it fell. Put it back. 159 00:09:02,335 --> 00:09:03,922 Go! Go! Go. 160 00:09:05,059 --> 00:09:05,873 Right! 161 00:09:07,553 --> 00:09:10,911 In the garden, the Poles began assembling the greenhouse. 162 00:09:13,031 --> 00:09:16,993 And with his usual sense of urgency, James started the shed. 163 00:09:23,683 --> 00:09:25,944 Hammond, meanwhile, getting ready to dig... 164 00:09:26,055 --> 00:09:28,654 The foundations of its river of gravel. 165 00:09:28,976 --> 00:09:31,460 -Hammond! You need to wear this! -What? 166 00:09:31,568 --> 00:09:33,110 -What? -You have to wear this! 167 00:09:33,215 --> 00:09:35,947 -Why? -Because the security people 168 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,710 They say they will keep it healthy and safe. 169 00:09:37,804 --> 00:09:39,507 Insurance of what? 170 00:09:40,469 --> 00:09:41,514 It's good. 171 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:46,586 With Hammond protected from certain death, I started with my source. 172 00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:50,328 Okay, I want a ditch 4 meters long, 173 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:54,372 1 meter wide, and 1 meter deep. 174 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,157 A ditch. 175 00:09:57,646 --> 00:09:58,462 Ditch. 176 00:10:00,487 --> 00:10:03,491 They will look like Charles Bronson, he was Polish, in "Escape from Hell". 177 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,492 Go, dig. Dig. Dig. 178 00:10:09,531 --> 00:10:12,574 Contains: 1 port terminal. 179 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:15,242 1 terminal for the floor. 180 00:10:15,393 --> 00:10:19,235 2 terminals for window panels, yes! 181 00:10:19,797 --> 00:10:22,776 -2 terminals for... -This was ridiculous. 182 00:10:22,912 --> 00:10:26,348 James needed to be reminded that we were against the clock. 183 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,926 You spent half an hour! 184 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,009 If the right screws are not in the right holes, 185 00:10:31,124 --> 00:10:32,747 when you are just finished assembling, 186 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,929 screws will be missing the correct size! 187 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:37,032 -Build the shed! -I'm going to have to disassemble everything again! 188 00:10:37,161 --> 00:10:39,232 -I'm building the shed...! -Not building the shed! 189 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,033 You are giving names to your tools! 190 00:10:51,028 --> 00:10:53,504 -Is this yours? -Could it be. 191 00:10:57,144 --> 00:11:00,403 Okay, before we continue, It's time for a brief reminder... 192 00:11:00,545 --> 00:11:03,785 To understand why "Alan" shot a tape measure. 193 00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:06,972 It was a conscious decision, to commit suicide. 194 00:11:09,693 --> 00:11:12,406 Each year, around 6 thousand people in the UK... 195 00:11:12,513 --> 00:11:14,791 Feel so unhappy who take their own lives. 196 00:11:14,897 --> 00:11:17,337 There are more than 100 people per week. 197 00:11:17,447 --> 00:11:19,206 It became unbearable. 198 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:22,308 The money for Sport Relief It's to help people... 199 00:11:22,402 --> 00:11:24,277 When they need it most. 200 00:11:28,515 --> 00:11:31,062 Sport Relief is raising essential funds to help people... 201 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,402 With problems all over the United Kingdom. 202 00:11:34,865 --> 00:11:36,859 My son Andrew is 14 years old. 203 00:11:36,971 --> 00:11:39,507 He disappeared in a Friday morning, 204 00:11:39,621 --> 00:11:41,909 And we had absolutely no no news from him since then. 205 00:11:42,008 --> 00:11:45,326 It costs R$75 per hour to maintain a helpline for the missing. 206 00:11:46,608 --> 00:11:49,383 Some people have been very important to us, 207 00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:53,829 Providing emotional support, and looking for our son. 208 00:11:54,063 --> 00:11:56,422 And with luck, this can bring him back. 209 00:11:57,314 --> 00:11:59,992 And Sport Relief doesn't help only young people. 210 00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:04,140 We were married for 59 years and one month, 211 00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:05,520 When she died. 212 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,887 Fred buys carnations for Joyce every week. 213 00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:11,647 The same color she carried in the bouquet when they married in 1946. 214 00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:14,456 I can feel it here all the time. 215 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,722 But I miss her a lot. 216 00:12:20,384 --> 00:12:23,180 Thanks to you, there is a place where can he go... 217 00:12:23,282 --> 00:12:26,187 And be with people who understand how he feels. 218 00:12:26,499 --> 00:12:28,883 It's getting easier talk about this. 219 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:32,098 This brings all the emotions and sensations when you are there... 220 00:12:32,191 --> 00:12:33,739 And this helps. 221 00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:40,585 Jamie is 12 years old, and was diagnosed with autism in May 1999. 222 00:12:41,522 --> 00:12:44,936 He lives in a world of his own. 223 00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:48,589 Football lessons for children like Jamie... 224 00:12:48,756 --> 00:12:50,303 R$120 per session. 225 00:12:50,413 --> 00:12:54,818 For a few minutes they saw David Beckham and Steven Gerrard. 226 00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:56,541 Let's go! 227 00:12:56,657 --> 00:12:59,430 Sport Relief builds teams and changes lives. 228 00:13:00,522 --> 00:13:02,359 Greg is part of a winning team: 229 00:13:02,484 --> 00:13:03,753 Your family. 230 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:07,428 Two years ago, your money paid for them to have an unforgettable day. 231 00:13:08,857 --> 00:13:11,719 Greg has a form of muscular dystrophy known as Duchenne. 232 00:13:11,847 --> 00:13:14,777 A genetic condition that It only affects boys. 233 00:13:15,683 --> 00:13:17,713 He asked me: "When will I die?" 234 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,306 "Will it be soon?" 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Thanks. 251 00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:23,026 Good news! 252 00:14:23,143 --> 00:14:26,530 In the time "James Dimmock" took to organize your tools... 253 00:14:26,622 --> 00:14:28,700 And for "Handy Hammond" to make a hole 15 centimeters, 254 00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:32,151 The Poles have already placed the glass in the greenhouse. 255 00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:34,721 And this is my source! She has arrived! 256 00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:38,087 And she is... An exotic piece, really. 257 00:14:38,242 --> 00:14:42,396 The only problem is that it comes with the Nissan Micra of bombs. 258 00:14:42,505 --> 00:14:46,639 This will only pump about 4 liters of water per minute. 259 00:14:46,775 --> 00:14:49,417 So what I did was bring it! 260 00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:52,753 This is the Ferrari Enzo of bombs. 261 00:14:52,908 --> 00:14:54,547 Came from the world of mining, 262 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,149 And this will pump 60 thousand liters per minute. 263 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:01,819 Unfortunately, I need a generator to make it work. 264 00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:06,175 It's coming now, at the back of the articulated truck right there. 265 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:11,136 The great thing about this bomb is that she has several options. 266 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:16,314 I can have one gentle bubbling of water, 267 00:15:16,421 --> 00:15:18,869 Or I can increase it a little, and then... 268 00:15:20,768 --> 00:15:22,162 I made things worse! 269 00:15:23,761 --> 00:15:25,713 That didn't work out very well, did it? 270 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,679 No, it's okay, It's starting to... 271 00:15:28,783 --> 00:15:31,519 How the hell did this happen, When did I have my safety vest?! 272 00:15:31,608 --> 00:15:33,669 What did you just do was to try... 273 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,368 That all that advice safety and health... 274 00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:39,085 They're pure bullshit and useless! 275 00:15:39,687 --> 00:15:41,832 -This is... -To be honest, he didn't help. 276 00:15:42,604 --> 00:15:44,305 It doesn't make sense in using this. 277 00:15:46,104 --> 00:15:48,354 -Come on, just get up. -You won't be able to lift it. 278 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,281 -It will! It will! -It won't! 279 00:15:50,414 --> 00:15:52,612 Who has ever made an excavator light weight? 280 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,446 -If they were light... -James, get down and lift her up. 281 00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:56,365 If they were light, they would fall. 282 00:15:56,615 --> 00:15:58,727 -It's heavier than I thought! -That's what it looks like. 283 00:15:58,846 --> 00:16:01,735 -It's heavier than I thought. -We'll need a bigger excavator. 284 00:16:03,982 --> 00:16:06,022 Hammond brought a bigger excavator, 285 00:16:06,146 --> 00:16:10,861 That went on to transform this small lawn in a swamp. 286 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,167 It will grow back. Being a gardener, 287 00:16:17,285 --> 00:16:20,253 I can say it's grass and it grows again. 288 00:16:20,878 --> 00:16:24,275 -Look at this! -Hammond, you're destroying the lawn. 289 00:16:24,430 --> 00:16:26,526 The lawn is being destroyed! 290 00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:29,562 Where does it say in your project, "Big excavator brands"? 291 00:16:29,674 --> 00:16:32,936 I have to take the excavator to lift the other excavator! 292 00:16:33,853 --> 00:16:36,013 In the next half hour, everything he managed to do... 293 00:16:36,119 --> 00:16:38,566 It was tearing up the lawn even more. 294 00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:43,836 Sir Steve Redgrave doesn't seem to me the kind of guy who likes the lawn. 295 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,025 Do you think he prefers brands? of mats in the mud? 296 00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:47,678 I don't think he would be the first. 297 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,098 But then, the bulldozer fiasco was interrupted... 298 00:16:51,203 --> 00:16:53,469 For the arrival of my concrete. 299 00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:01,615 The smell of civilization arriving. 300 00:17:02,208 --> 00:17:03,932 -Okay, friends! -My genius plan... 301 00:17:04,028 --> 00:17:06,432 It was to concrete the entire lawn. 302 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,130 Where did I speak in concrete? in my plans? 303 00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:12,811 Concrete is better than grass! Sir Steve Redgrave is a busy man. 304 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,085 He doesn't have time to cut the grass every 20 minutes. 305 00:17:15,196 --> 00:17:16,944 This way, he will be able to aspire all in autumn. 306 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,130 -But it looks like shit! -The grass that looks like shit! 307 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:24,358 It would be better if it were watercress! And the grass gives me allergic rhinitis. 308 00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:28,362 -But you don't live here. -Perhaps Sir Steve Redgrave has rhinitis. 309 00:17:28,535 --> 00:17:30,149 For God's sake! 310 00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:36,490 -Does Sir Steve Redgrave have allergic rhinitis? -No. 311 00:17:36,624 --> 00:17:38,303 -Do you have allergic rhinitis? -No. 312 00:17:38,429 --> 00:17:41,174 Any member of Sir's family Does Steve Redgrave have rhinitis? 313 00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:42,230 No. 314 00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:44,637 Wait, wait, wait. 315 00:17:44,852 --> 00:17:47,118 While the two argued over the lawn, 316 00:17:47,214 --> 00:17:49,722 My shed was getting pretty cool. 317 00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:53,572 Remember that everything is good in the world... 318 00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:55,619 Especially all the good things that came from England, 319 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,427 Came out of a warehouse. 320 00:17:58,052 --> 00:18:00,670 Radio, television, jet engine. 321 00:18:01,358 --> 00:18:02,746 Typographic presses. 322 00:18:03,370 --> 00:18:07,429 And in other countries, the plane, the balloon. 323 00:18:18,235 --> 00:18:19,851 The interesting thing about this shelf... 324 00:18:26,391 --> 00:18:30,730 is that one day there will be something that Sir Steve Redgrave, 325 00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:33,522 CBE, 5 times gold medalist Olympic... 326 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,379 Will pick up and use to create something shiny. 327 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:40,263 And that only happens when people they have sheds with things inside. 328 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,142 Do you understand what I mean? 329 00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:51,246 My rhinitis removal system encountered an obstacle. 330 00:18:52,337 --> 00:18:54,383 I ordered 20 tons of concrete... 331 00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:56,913 That should be enough to cover the entire lawn. 332 00:18:57,018 --> 00:18:59,921 In fact, it only managed to cover an area this size. 333 00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:01,776 It means this will continue to be grass, 334 00:19:01,885 --> 00:19:04,409 With everything Hammond did. There's not enough concrete... 335 00:19:04,504 --> 00:19:07,067 -To cover this patch of grass. -Do you think Sir Steve Redgrave... 336 00:19:07,153 --> 00:19:11,024 Will you be upset that we don't have concreted part of the lawn... 337 00:19:11,118 --> 00:19:13,909 Where did a huge excavator, which is worse?! 338 00:19:15,281 --> 00:19:18,108 We decided to worry about the excavator later... 339 00:19:18,229 --> 00:19:22,356 Because on the other side of the garden, the ever-efficient Poles... 340 00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:24,457 They had finished my bank of the tree. 341 00:19:24,568 --> 00:19:28,698 Go around the tree and you can sit from anywhere and admire the view. 342 00:19:29,494 --> 00:19:31,992 This is the same as what It was designed, right? 343 00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:33,305 Yes, it is. 344 00:19:33,724 --> 00:19:35,502 And how will you put the tree in the middle? 345 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:44,513 Well, you could plant a tree in the middle... 346 00:19:44,638 --> 00:19:46,968 And then, she would grow in place. 347 00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:48,915 Yes, you could... 348 00:19:49,006 --> 00:19:51,751 If Sir Steve Redgrave didn't come back home for 200 years. 349 00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:55,835 We can fit it on top! 350 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:59,042 Yes, but how...? Look at the branches. 351 00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:02,703 I can fix them. 352 00:20:04,315 --> 00:20:06,740 He's tall, but I think that this is too much. 353 00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:11,640 You can't prune a tree with a shotgun. 354 00:20:11,749 --> 00:20:12,996 Yes, I can! 355 00:20:14,295 --> 00:20:15,559 It's working. 356 00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:17,821 -It's not working. -It's working! 357 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,738 We'll make a nice bonfire after pruning. 358 00:20:23,871 --> 00:20:25,509 As I exploded the tree in pieces... 359 00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:27,522 With my powerful "hoe", 360 00:20:27,632 --> 00:20:30,809 The crane arrived to place the bench in place. 361 00:20:32,322 --> 00:20:33,488 Be careful with the tree. 362 00:20:37,021 --> 00:20:37,955 Sorry! 363 00:20:38,934 --> 00:20:40,049 Shit... 364 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:46,066 A solution system to the bank! 365 00:20:46,938 --> 00:20:49,746 Fortunately, the crane Hammond didn't have treadmills. 366 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,880 Unfortunately, it weighed 14 tons. 367 00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:04,364 I jammed my crane. That's what I did. 368 00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:09,369 What you did now was ruin some more of the grass. 369 00:21:13,346 --> 00:21:15,702 It's no big deal! 370 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:20,024 Although the crane sank on Sir Steve Redgrave's lawn, 371 00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:23,806 The arm was long enough to reach my tree bench. 372 00:21:23,914 --> 00:21:25,158 Slowly. 373 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:28,748 About 30 cm! 374 00:21:39,414 --> 00:21:40,693 No, up! 375 00:21:43,866 --> 00:21:46,026 No, you have to get up! No! 376 00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,791 Hammond, you are an idiot, dude! 377 00:21:49,879 --> 00:21:51,194 Seriously...! 378 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:56,992 How can you be so useless, man?! 379 00:21:57,143 --> 00:21:59,483 -Hammond really... -Listen! Seriously! 380 00:21:59,593 --> 00:22:02,020 It was the only part of this project done right! 381 00:22:02,124 --> 00:22:04,242 This shed was built perfectly, and you destroyed it, 382 00:22:04,337 --> 00:22:08,612 -Along with your stupid and stupid bank! -No, this is a loss! 383 00:22:08,709 --> 00:22:11,233 -That...! -It wasn't a loss. 384 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:14,819 -It wasn't. It turns out that... -It wasn't! It doesn't matter! 385 00:22:14,932 --> 00:22:17,308 This is not good for removing branches. 386 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:20,579 But the river of gravel winding majestically through the garden, 387 00:22:20,693 --> 00:22:22,469 -Ending on the tree bench...! -Do you have any idea... 388 00:22:22,621 --> 00:22:25,821 -What? -How much is left for a river of gravel? 389 00:22:25,946 --> 00:22:28,751 He only managed to do a river of traces, 390 00:22:28,874 --> 00:22:32,717 A stupid excavator dunk toy! 391 00:22:32,825 --> 00:22:35,802 There are some attractions along the river. The crane is stuck. 392 00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:38,455 -Look at the holes! Look at this! -That... 393 00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:40,610 It's been... How long have we been here? 394 00:22:40,721 --> 00:22:42,945 Five hours? We're going backwards! 395 00:22:43,059 --> 00:22:45,645 Guys, we have to hurry. 396 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:59,254 Then, in just 5 hours, we dug a ditch, 397 00:22:59,396 --> 00:23:02,128 We broke an excavator, we knocked down a warehouse, 398 00:23:02,253 --> 00:23:04,012 We concreted half the lawn, 399 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,497 We destroyed the other half with excavator tracks, 400 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,364 We broke a bank, we shot some flowers... 401 00:23:09,459 --> 00:23:11,750 And we hurt one of the Poles. 402 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:14,528 But the greenhouse was getting cool. 403 00:23:17,917 --> 00:23:20,624 And shortly after, James had placed his shed... 404 00:23:20,717 --> 00:23:22,581 Standing again too. 405 00:23:22,895 --> 00:23:26,086 And now, another quick reminder for us to be here. 406 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:32,569 Justin is 6 years old. 407 00:23:32,847 --> 00:23:35,081 And like so many others little boys, 408 00:23:35,202 --> 00:23:39,091 Loves to spend time with your favorite hero. 409 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:40,886 Your father, Keiran. 410 00:23:42,075 --> 00:23:44,818 Keiran works full time to be able to survive. 411 00:23:44,952 --> 00:23:46,954 So Justin goes along. 412 00:23:50,664 --> 00:23:54,690 He does what he can to help his father harvesting reeds. 413 00:24:05,345 --> 00:24:08,218 Keiran uses the reed to make flower arrangements, 414 00:24:08,345 --> 00:24:10,073 Which he sells in the village. 415 00:24:10,510 --> 00:24:13,449 In a good week, he earns close to R$15. 416 00:24:15,407 --> 00:24:18,297 Just enough for both manage to survive. 417 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:23,629 Keiran knows he only has one type of arrangement that sells here. 418 00:24:26,239 --> 00:24:28,077 Funeral arrangements. 419 00:24:38,150 --> 00:24:41,794 In northern Zambia, hundreds of funerals take place. 420 00:24:42,201 --> 00:24:44,802 Every day, every week. 421 00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:49,654 AIDS has devastated this place. 422 00:24:50,747 --> 00:24:54,146 Almost everyone lost someone for this disease. 423 00:24:55,084 --> 00:24:57,955 Keiran and Justin are no exception. 424 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:04,583 Justin was just 2 years old when his mother died of AIDS. 425 00:25:07,116 --> 00:25:11,266 I'm very worried about Justin, because he doesn't have a mother. 426 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:15,229 So I try to stay with him most of the time. 427 00:25:16,884 --> 00:25:20,947 Life has been hard for both of them since Justin's mother died. 428 00:25:22,178 --> 00:25:24,451 I miss you so much my wife. 429 00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:27,935 When she was still alive, life was easier. 430 00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:32,128 Sometimes, when my work did not sustain us, 431 00:25:32,248 --> 00:25:35,200 She helped me pick flowers to sell. 432 00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:44,376 Doing this work, 433 00:25:44,527 --> 00:25:47,508 Keiran is constantly reminded of your loss, 434 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:51,847 And the uncertain future that he so much how much Justin has ahead of him. 435 00:25:52,763 --> 00:25:56,605 Because both too carry the AIDS virus. 436 00:25:58,518 --> 00:26:02,220 When daddy gets sick, he stays in a hospital. 437 00:26:02,388 --> 00:26:04,340 And I'm left alone. 438 00:26:05,087 --> 00:26:07,756 I have no way to get the things I need. 439 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,483 But sometimes the church gives me grapes to eat, 440 00:26:10,594 --> 00:26:12,231 And juice to drink. 441 00:26:13,204 --> 00:26:15,927 Justin's life is surrounded by death. 442 00:26:16,286 --> 00:26:18,035 She doesn't give rest. 443 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:22,043 And sometimes, it's more than your father can bear it. 444 00:26:24,676 --> 00:26:28,859 I love Justin so much, because he is my only son, 445 00:26:28,998 --> 00:26:31,971 And the only son that God gave me. 446 00:26:33,244 --> 00:26:35,147 What Keiran needs now... 447 00:26:35,288 --> 00:26:38,014 is of any help to take care of Justin. 448 00:26:39,596 --> 00:26:41,524 And that's where you come in. 449 00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:47,101 Your money was used to help Justin get into this daycare. 450 00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:55,252 The team here is especially trained to care... 451 00:26:55,370 --> 00:27:00,076 Of children infected with AIDS and who lost their parents. 452 00:27:01,011 --> 00:27:05,240 It costs just R$111 per month to pay for a teacher. 453 00:27:10,483 --> 00:27:13,917 Please pick up the phone tonight and donate what you can. 454 00:27:14,272 --> 00:27:15,891 You will be helping children like Justin... 455 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,825 Getting the help they need. 456 00:27:22,381 --> 00:27:23,603 Thanks. 457 00:27:40,612 --> 00:27:43,296 If you take out the big key, you can see that the big key is missing. 458 00:27:43,392 --> 00:27:45,682 With the big key in place, You will see that you are in the right place. 459 00:27:45,796 --> 00:27:47,912 If Jeremy Clarkson comes here and do this, 460 00:27:48,038 --> 00:27:52,789 You will immediately see that this It's not the correct key for this place. 461 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:56,509 This should be there, and that should be there. 462 00:27:56,711 --> 00:28:00,351 With James suffering from an amount OCD industrial, 463 00:28:00,458 --> 00:28:03,814 I went to find a way to remove Sir Redgrave's flowerbed. 464 00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:08,031 The traditional method of remove unwanted stones... 465 00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,443 It's with a shovel and... 466 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,734 Excuse me. Guys, guys. Could they...? 467 00:28:13,903 --> 00:28:16,183 Could stop the music for a second? 468 00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:20,078 Thanks. As I was saying... 469 00:28:20,218 --> 00:28:23,085 Feet, crowbar, a lot of strength. 470 00:28:23,239 --> 00:28:25,771 However, there is another way. 471 00:28:25,911 --> 00:28:28,814 I need a little sugar, some fertilizer, 472 00:28:28,923 --> 00:28:31,340 electrical wire, some electricity... 473 00:28:31,496 --> 00:28:34,845 And a detonator, like what we have here. 474 00:28:38,501 --> 00:28:40,487 Fire in the Polish! 475 00:28:42,024 --> 00:28:43,741 This usually makes them run. 476 00:28:59,285 --> 00:29:01,959 James didn't get the news very well. 477 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:04,875 What did you do with my damn warehouse, man!? 478 00:29:05,086 --> 00:29:09,523 I set this bomb, and it... It can be fixed. 479 00:29:11,611 --> 00:29:13,151 What time is this program will it air? 480 00:29:13,265 --> 00:29:15,874 Will it be 10 o'clock? Will it be 10 o'clock on BBC2? 481 00:29:15,961 --> 00:29:17,974 -Will it pass at the appropriate time? -Yes. 482 00:29:18,085 --> 00:29:19,890 -You're going to take it... -Guys. 483 00:29:20,937 --> 00:29:22,081 What did you do? 484 00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:26,014 I thought it was drier and I came in here, and... 485 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:29,321 -What? -I'm trapped! On your concrete! 486 00:29:30,659 --> 00:29:32,641 For God's sake! 487 00:29:32,785 --> 00:29:34,837 -What? -You left footprints! 488 00:29:34,965 --> 00:29:38,758 That wasn't even perfect, was it? You had already finished with the lawn... 489 00:29:38,867 --> 00:29:41,420 With your concrete, and now I stepped on it, I'm sorry! 490 00:29:41,545 --> 00:29:44,573 It was supposed to look like grass! How might it seem now...? 491 00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:47,706 It's not green! How could it look like grass?! 492 00:29:47,831 --> 00:29:51,267 Please stop the music! Can you stop? Please! 493 00:29:51,949 --> 00:29:53,330 Stop it! 494 00:30:01,023 --> 00:30:04,949 So, we had freed Hammond, and while James rebuilds his shed... 495 00:30:05,082 --> 00:30:06,046 Again... 496 00:30:06,153 --> 00:30:08,931 I started working on my rugby goalposts. 497 00:30:12,359 --> 00:30:13,699 Bring it here. 498 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:15,795 You need to push here... 499 00:30:16,218 --> 00:30:18,696 -What are you doing now? -Placing rugby goalposts. 500 00:30:19,147 --> 00:30:21,239 Did you buy something that was in my planning? 501 00:30:21,723 --> 00:30:22,694 No. 502 00:30:22,827 --> 00:30:25,751 How do you know that Sir Steve Redgrave Do you like rugby? 503 00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:27,967 Well, I like it. 504 00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:30,456 -Sir Steve Redgrave plays rugby? -No. 505 00:30:30,569 --> 00:30:32,438 -Do you play rugby? -No. 506 00:30:32,534 --> 00:30:35,197 Any member of the family Does Sir Steve Redgrave play rugby? 507 00:30:35,342 --> 00:30:37,338 -No. -Get up! 508 00:30:38,056 --> 00:30:39,291 Let's go! 509 00:30:42,511 --> 00:30:43,905 -Jeremy! -What? 510 00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:47,340 No member of the family Sir Steve Redgrave plays rugby! 511 00:30:47,455 --> 00:30:48,986 Well, they can now. 512 00:30:51,466 --> 00:30:52,982 In fact, you can't. 513 00:30:54,524 --> 00:30:58,078 Once again, James was very angry with me. 514 00:30:59,779 --> 00:31:02,479 I think you have something to tell me, don't you? 515 00:31:04,332 --> 00:31:06,957 I'm surprised how heavy It's the rugby goalposts! 516 00:31:07,079 --> 00:31:13,135 Something like, "I'm sorry, James. I'm a complete, hateful... 517 00:31:13,255 --> 00:31:17,269 -And perfect asshole!" -Sir Steve Redgrave will be here in half an hour! 518 00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:19,485 We have to hurry again. 519 00:31:40,337 --> 00:31:42,518 James's shed was patched up again, 520 00:31:42,630 --> 00:31:44,814 The excavator was camouflaged, and best of all, 521 00:31:44,905 --> 00:31:47,325 My font was working. 522 00:31:49,621 --> 00:31:54,267 See, it can be adjusted. Higher, or lower. 523 00:31:54,684 --> 00:31:57,528 If we want less... Get down! 524 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,489 Now it turned off. Up... 525 00:32:02,453 --> 00:32:05,504 There it is! Or up, up! 526 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:16,982 Just a few minutes left for Sir Steve Redgrave to arrive, 527 00:32:17,076 --> 00:32:19,371 Hammond revealed your barbecue. 528 00:32:21,152 --> 00:32:23,987 I thought about it well, because this will not use coal, 529 00:32:24,114 --> 00:32:26,409 because it takes time to light up and you will contract salmonella. 530 00:32:26,532 --> 00:32:28,513 I used jet engines. 531 00:32:28,642 --> 00:32:30,274 -So, we connected them... -Jet engines? 532 00:32:30,387 --> 00:32:32,972 Jet engines, two of them. So, I installed them here. 533 00:32:33,096 --> 00:32:35,954 But they were chips, compared to the engine... 534 00:32:36,065 --> 00:32:38,514 Who would roast the meat on the rotating spit. 535 00:32:38,634 --> 00:32:42,336 -It's a V1, so... -From a flying bomb? 536 00:32:42,456 --> 00:32:43,962 Yes, it is the engine of a flying bomb. 537 00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:46,719 Here we go. It's a bit temperamental when cold, 538 00:32:46,823 --> 00:32:49,344 But after packing, It works like a charm. 539 00:32:49,464 --> 00:32:51,212 How do you rotate this? 540 00:32:51,619 --> 00:32:53,612 It will start to rotate as gains speed. 541 00:32:53,743 --> 00:32:56,276 It will rotate the feet underneath. There it is! 542 00:32:56,497 --> 00:32:58,305 -Not bad! - It's brilliant! 543 00:32:59,498 --> 00:33:01,288 There you go, look at this! 544 00:33:17,003 --> 00:33:19,481 -That's not...! -Cooked! 545 00:33:19,614 --> 00:33:21,479 Needs some adjustments... Wait a minute! 546 00:33:22,382 --> 00:33:24,864 -What the hell, man! -I didn't adjust it correctly! 547 00:33:25,565 --> 00:33:27,671 -Now it's better! -That...! 548 00:33:28,231 --> 00:33:32,937 This will grill them right, the chickens will cook well! 549 00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:36,457 -That...! -That's hot, actually! 550 00:33:38,078 --> 00:33:41,046 -Hold on! -You complete asshole! 551 00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,728 -Let me turn it off! -No, I'll delete it! 552 00:33:42,927 --> 00:33:44,097 I'm sorry, I... 553 00:33:44,379 --> 00:33:46,936 -Sorry, sorry! -You froze my balls! 554 00:33:47,030 --> 00:33:48,671 -Give it to me, give it to me! -I pointed the wrong way! 555 00:33:48,792 --> 00:33:50,437 -It went the wrong way! -Let me do this! 556 00:33:50,543 --> 00:33:51,602 Get out! 557 00:33:54,735 --> 00:33:56,475 Redgrave is coming! 558 00:33:56,612 --> 00:33:59,236 -What?! -Redgrave is coming! 559 00:33:59,352 --> 00:34:01,041 -Right! -Sir Steve Redgrave is coming! 560 00:34:01,148 --> 00:34:02,473 I was ready! 561 00:34:02,743 --> 00:34:05,234 -Where are we hiding? -I don't know! Behind a tree? 562 00:34:05,349 --> 00:34:07,219 Where they hid in Ground Force? 563 00:34:12,382 --> 00:34:14,285 Why don't we say that the wife did all this? 564 00:34:14,394 --> 00:34:16,455 -And then, they called us? -Yes, to repair the damage. 565 00:34:16,581 --> 00:34:18,468 -To fix it. -We were almost starting. 566 00:34:18,597 --> 00:34:19,875 -He's coming, he's coming. -God! 567 00:34:19,961 --> 00:34:22,542 -How do you think he will react? -I don't know, really. 568 00:34:22,711 --> 00:34:25,787 He has arrived, he has arrived. You go! James, will you... 569 00:34:25,894 --> 00:34:27,454 No, no, no! You go! 570 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,235 -How is he? -Do you have the drink there? 571 00:34:29,372 --> 00:34:31,029 -Yes. -Fine. 572 00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:33,847 -Don't hide behind me! -Where will I hide? 573 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:35,472 Can I hide behind anyone. 574 00:34:37,673 --> 00:34:41,460 -Okay, look happy, look happy! -Look happy. 575 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:43,848 Let's all look like we are happy. 576 00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:47,208 -I've never been so scared. -I'm scared. 577 00:34:47,860 --> 00:34:49,260 He's a big guy. 578 00:34:49,591 --> 00:34:51,818 Look at his size. 579 00:34:56,996 --> 00:34:58,194 -Hello. -Hello. 580 00:34:58,333 --> 00:35:00,907 -Sir Steve Redgrave, I'm Jeremy Clarkson. -I know who you are. 581 00:35:02,155 --> 00:35:04,495 -With... -� to... 582 00:35:06,991 --> 00:35:08,675 -For what? -Sport Relief. 583 00:35:09,413 --> 00:35:12,965 I know what you're thinking... It's confusing, I imagine. 584 00:35:13,091 --> 00:35:16,343 We're from Top Gear, and we thought about coming and doing... 585 00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:18,495 -Top Gear Ground Force. -Ground Force... 586 00:35:18,614 --> 00:35:22,171 And improve your garden, but we couldn't finish it. 587 00:35:26,803 --> 00:35:29,225 -You can see it. -But the plans... 588 00:35:29,334 --> 00:35:33,780 -The ideas behind it were brilliant. -We can talk about the good parts. 589 00:35:36,436 --> 00:35:40,469 It's one of the worst things you've ever seen, but there were improvements. 590 00:35:42,427 --> 00:35:45,695 It was a surprise, but not a good one, by the way. 591 00:35:47,499 --> 00:35:50,509 The Poles felt the mood. 592 00:35:53,805 --> 00:35:55,801 We, however, would not run away. 593 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:58,214 We would continue together and face the problem... 594 00:35:58,327 --> 00:36:01,429 Of Steve's wrath together, as one! 595 00:36:01,757 --> 00:36:03,533 It was Hammond's fault. 596 00:36:04,004 --> 00:36:05,708 Hammond overturned the excavator, 597 00:36:05,825 --> 00:36:08,792 He sank the lawn, set fire to his shed. 598 00:36:08,945 --> 00:36:11,224 I think it was your fault and Hammond. 599 00:36:11,553 --> 00:36:14,655 I think I made a good shed. If they let me build a shed, 600 00:36:14,752 --> 00:36:16,874 He would be happy. How could it not be? 601 00:36:16,968 --> 00:36:19,117 -He would have a shed! -Do you think he will leave the house again? 602 00:36:19,258 --> 00:36:20,786 And kill us? Yes! 603 00:36:21,353 --> 00:36:24,267 Sir Steve was really enraged. 604 00:36:24,406 --> 00:36:27,498 So Jeremy offered to play Henry Kissinger. 605 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:34,529 And despite this, the mood of Sir Steve ended up getting better. 606 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:40,552 It doesn't look good. But imagine, right? 607 00:36:40,709 --> 00:36:43,624 Summer afternoons sitting here, the sun beating down on... 608 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,794 -The overturned excavator. -Sorry about that one. 609 00:36:45,906 --> 00:36:49,654 Yes, there was an accident there. But look at the greenhouse, Sir Steve. 610 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,130 -The greenhouse is cool. -The greenhouse is adorable. 611 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:53,690 The Poles built and it works. 612 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,421 -They are very good. -This... 613 00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:57,589 I think you will see that it is the main ringtone. 614 00:36:57,700 --> 00:37:03,319 See the source? What did I do it was to boost the source a little. 615 00:37:03,445 --> 00:37:05,106 Right. Let's back up a little. 616 00:37:05,217 --> 00:37:08,883 No, no. You know when you have that little trickle of water? 617 00:37:09,014 --> 00:37:10,805 Now she will... 618 00:37:12,119 --> 00:37:14,796 It was turbocharged. You will think about the paddle. 619 00:37:14,952 --> 00:37:17,711 I think now has your face. 620 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:20,400 It's been 8 years since I I try to forget about rowing. 621 00:37:20,552 --> 00:37:22,489 Ready? Sir Steve? 622 00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:24,644 Here we go. 623 00:37:27,801 --> 00:37:29,034 God! 624 00:37:34,989 --> 00:37:37,017 I'm sorry about what this caused the greenhouse. 625 00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:39,741 That was a misfortune. 626 00:37:41,599 --> 00:37:43,043 So there you have it! 627 00:37:43,199 --> 00:37:46,682 Sir Steve Redgrave, Lady Ann, children. 628 00:37:46,823 --> 00:37:49,304 This is your new garden. 629 00:38:04,203 --> 00:38:05,105 Right! 630 00:38:07,276 --> 00:38:07,953 Very good! 631 00:38:21,376 --> 00:38:25,641 Welcome back to Sport Relief 2008 on BBC2! 632 00:38:26,598 --> 00:38:29,198 We just saw Top Ground Gear Force. 633 00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:31,463 And I have to say... 634 00:38:32,427 --> 00:38:33,270 Sorry! 635 00:38:33,508 --> 00:38:34,739 -Honestly... -Unbelievable. 636 00:38:34,865 --> 00:38:38,345 I found it terrible, totally shameful. 637 00:38:38,497 --> 00:38:40,992 -I'm very sorry. I am really sorry. -What did you do? 638 00:38:41,136 --> 00:38:44,846 The problem is that Sir Steve Redgrave I really didn't know. 639 00:38:45,001 --> 00:38:47,174 It was a surprise for real. 640 00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:48,822 We like to do things the right way on Top Gear. 641 00:38:48,932 --> 00:38:52,646 Look at me while you talk. Looks like Puss in Boots from Shrek. 642 00:38:53,148 --> 00:38:54,426 You know, he's doing... 643 00:38:54,943 --> 00:38:56,389 With your hat. 644 00:38:56,514 --> 00:38:58,294 -Look at the camera. -We did everything... 645 00:38:59,555 --> 00:39:02,365 -We did everything as it appeared there. -Yes, as shown. 646 00:39:02,503 --> 00:39:04,800 He didn't know, he had no idea. So he got out of the car, 647 00:39:04,911 --> 00:39:07,123 -And the warehouse was on fire. -And he hates surprises. 648 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:09,344 There are two things about Sir Steve Redgrave to know: 649 00:39:09,466 --> 00:39:12,769 1. He hates surprises the most than anything in the world. 650 00:39:12,878 --> 00:39:15,312 2. He loves his lawn. 651 00:39:15,446 --> 00:39:17,139 And another thing; he is very big. 652 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,402 He's a big guy, and we surprised him, 653 00:39:19,538 --> 00:39:21,717 Ruining your lawn. 654 00:39:21,802 --> 00:39:23,627 Let's take a quick look in his face, 655 00:39:23,741 --> 00:39:25,282 When you surprised him. 656 00:39:26,301 --> 00:39:28,082 He wasn't very happy. 657 00:39:28,735 --> 00:39:30,905 -It's not a happy face. -What did we do... 658 00:39:31,015 --> 00:39:32,360 We hid behind from Jeremy. 659 00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,415 -He ran away! -Typical Jeremy! 660 00:39:35,524 --> 00:39:36,925 -He ran away. -Exactly. 661 00:39:37,037 --> 00:39:39,544 It wasn't a good idea, as we discovered. 662 00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,688 So you destroyed his lawn on purpose? 663 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:46,099 No, it turns out we had a plan, and started... 664 00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:50,582 -Everything went wrong from the beginning. -The cement part was really bad. 665 00:39:51,685 --> 00:39:54,783 The excavator overturned, the crane, nothing ended well. 666 00:39:54,879 --> 00:39:56,972 It turns out that gardening It's really difficult. 667 00:39:57,154 --> 00:40:00,821 -We had no idea. -Those guys made it look so easy. 668 00:40:00,936 --> 00:40:03,710 Well, we proved that it isn't. It's very difficult. 669 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:05,755 Is he talking to you now? 670 00:40:05,882 --> 00:40:07,738 Because you were in the same stage earlier. 671 00:40:07,844 --> 00:40:10,962 -Yes, I saw him talking about this. -I ran away. 672 00:40:11,073 --> 00:40:13,852 I must say that Sir Steve take it all in stride, 673 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,069 And I would like to thank you immensely... 674 00:40:16,177 --> 00:40:18,749 For still talking to us after seeing all that. 675 00:40:18,857 --> 00:40:20,679 I would also like to thank his wife, Lady Ann... 676 00:40:20,794 --> 00:40:23,085 And his agent, Mel, who helped us organize everything, 677 00:40:23,195 --> 00:40:25,019 Because we would never be able to without you. 678 00:40:25,150 --> 00:40:26,990 And thanks again to Steve. 679 00:40:27,283 --> 00:40:30,712 And again it's his wife for let us do it, thank you. 680 00:40:31,007 --> 00:40:33,757 -I am really sorry! I am really sorry! -Thank you very much. 681 00:40:33,957 --> 00:40:36,640 Forgive him. Looks like Puss in Boots.